Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face
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Sexual questions anyone?
- 1. Have you ever had intercourse?
- 2. Given or received an orgasm.
- 3. Licked an ass?
- 4. Had your ass licked?
- 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
- 6. Swallowed Cum?
- 7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ?
- 8. Had anal sex?
- 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
- 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
- 11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
- 12. Did a threesome?
- 13. Did a foursome?
- 14. Been in an Orgy?
- 15. Been in a gangbang?
- 16. Had sex in public?
- 17. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone?
- 18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
- 19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
- 20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
- 21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
- 22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
- 23. Reached an orgasm?
- 24. Watched porn?
- 25. Bought a dirty magazine?
- 26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
- 27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
- 28. Had sex without protection?
- 29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial?
- 30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
- 31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
- 32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
- 33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative?
- 34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
- 35. Made someone pass out from sex?
- 36. Tasted your own cum?
- 37. Masturbated?
- 38. Let someone watch you?
- 39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
- 40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
- 41. Been ate or eaten someone?
- 42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
- 43. Had sex in a vehicle?
- 44. Been caught having sex?
- 45. Paid for sex?
- 46. Used toys during sex?
- 47. Used food?
- 48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
- 49. Ever been dominated in bed?
- 50. Ever had a wet dream?
- 51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
- 52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten.
- 53. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
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when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
sounds about right
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE MARRRRIIIIIEEEDDDDDDDD
seriously tho
- one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be a man whore lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
- one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
4. Do you get hungry after having sex?
5. Have you ever not been able to go in public because you’re too horny?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
7. Sensual shower or bath?
8. Ever had sex standing up?
9. Ever had sex over a couch?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
11. Ever had sex upside down?
12. Masturbating?
13. Ever had sex with your parent(s) in the next room?
14. Do you like the lights on or off?
15. Have you ever regretted having sex with someone?
16. Would you rather have sex while camping or at a 5 star hotel?
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
18. Do you like condoms?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
20. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
21. Kissed someone of the same sex?
22. Had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
23. Had sex in a movie theater?
24. Had sex in a bathroom?
25. Have you ever had sex at work?
26. Have you ever been in an adult toy store?
27. Bought something from an adult toy store?
28. Have you been caught having sex?
29. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
30. Ever laugh during sex?
31. Do you like to cuddle after having sex?
32. Ever faked an orgasm?
33. Dirty talk or quiet?
34. Ever had unprotected sex?
35. Ever watched porn during sex?
36. Has the condom ever broken?
37. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
38. Do you like 69ing?
39. How many people have you had sex with?
40. What have you done sexually in a car?
41. Ever had anal?
42. Ever been with a cheater?
43. Ever worn lingerie?
44. Ever had sex in a park?
45. Ever had sex in front of a window (curtains open)?
46. Ever had sex on a table?
47. Ever had sex with someone in the room?
48. Ever had sex while on the phone with someone?
49. Ever had sex in a shower?
50. Ever had sex in a hotel?
51. Sex on the beach?
52. Rough or sensual sex?
53. Favorite position?
54. Would you ever have a one night stand?
55. Do you like kissing while having sex?
56. Do you consider yourself loud or quiet during sex?
57. Do you moan?
58. Do you like to have your hair pulled?
59. Have you ever been “choked”?
60. Do you like being spanked?
61. Can you live without sex?
62. Do you like oral sex?
63. Have you ever tied someone up or been tied up yourself?
64. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
65. Do you like being on top?
66. (Girls) Are you a scratcher? (Guys) Do you like scratchers?
67. Last place you had sex?
68. Ever had sex with someone you don’t love?
69. Longest you’ve gone without sex?
70. Do you like sex?
71. Ever had sex on the floor?
72. How do you like your eggs in the morning after?
73. Do you like being pinned down or against something?
74. A question of your own choice
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
megankhrystine-deactivated20120 asked:
4: like 6’ i think
7:I had my ears pierced but now have gauges and kinda my tounge (not for looks just kinda cool but idk)
10: I listen to more rap but i like avenged sevenfold, greenday, linkin park, pink floyd, ACDC, um idk i suck at thinking of bands
24: french kissing, biting, teasing to a point haha, girls who can move, ass lol and more
25: stuck up bitches, tooo clingy, bad hygiene, no ass, bad personality, boring
50: so many! Eurotrip, pinnaple express, pulp fiction too, grown ups, fuck idk to many to choose from
Sex is always the answer....
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 10: Top or bottom?
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 21: How big is too big:
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 23: Biggest turn on:
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 33: What your favorite part of your body:
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 36: What do you wear to bed?
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 47: Most attractive celebrity?
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- Men: uses love to get sex
- Women: uses sex to get love
- Me: uses coupon to get pizza
